Marriage Life Before and After !! (part 1)

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...

After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..


Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!


Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.

After marriage.
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!!


Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. '


Before wedding
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'

After wedding
'you are worse than godzila'


Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you


Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la


Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak


funny right? that's the end of the story^^

IS MARRIED LIFE LIKE THIS ? (part 2)
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Before the marriage :
He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave ?
He : NO ! Don't even think about it.
She : Do you love me ?
He : Of course !
She : Have you ever cheated on m e?
He : NO! Why you even ask ?
She : Will you kiss me ?
He : Yes !
She : Will you hit me ?
He : No way ! I'm not such kind of person !
She : Can I trust you ?
After the marriage, you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!